i don’t have too much time today
tho unfortunatly i do have lots to say
(nice rhyme, eh?) i’m only at work for a coupla hours and then off to meet france telcom to install a phone line and dsl (if i can say that in french). then off to ikea. it’s open late tonight. so i can get myself a futon and a mirror. i know i will probably end up getting all sorts of other crap, but a girl can be hopeful…
i was perusing my log files this morning and was quite shocked to discover the absolutely nastyness that pulls up neille.com on the search engines. my mom was right, i realy ought to stop using such bad fucking language.
following are Top Search Phrases:
lukeworld.com
mouth fucking
nil
nil by mouth
denoument
heather havrilesky
evaluation for technical writing
picasso erotique two women on bed
shit in mouth picture (this one’s particularly nice)
fuelray
nil shah
stranger inside
suck mouth ass
www.areosmith.com videos
writing user requirements
design by chopping block
mouth fuck
ups-call-center
i need to come over and wash y’alls keyboards out with soap. pervs!
New Angeles Monthly, June 2008
Weekend America, March 30, 2008
Los Angeles Times, March 13, 2008
Los Angeles Times, March 6, 2008
Nil by Mouth is written by Neille Ilel. Neille is a writer, reporter and user interface specialist in Los Angeles. If you think that's a lot, she's also got a host of meandering sidelines including improv comedy, tennis, cooking, drawing and thinking about learning to play the guitar.
Nil is her given name. It's a long story.
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