If I have any readers left, he’s one bored-ass motherf@%*er. And friend, I’m sorry. But if someone wants to e-mail a topic, better yet, just put it in this form right here. Yeah, that’s what I need, an assignment-o-meter. Perhaps I’ll make it permanent…
In other news, it’s Wednesday, which for me means Friday, since I only work Monday through Wednesday. As much as I like to complain, I can’t overlook the downright cushiness of this arrangement. But still, I find it hard to take my day-job for many reasons that I’m going to refrain from listing here, since we all learned our lesson about that ages ago from lovely ms dooce. Don’t worry though, if we hang out for more than two minutes I’ll list and explain every last one.
So for today, and later days, why don’t you (my one dear reader, and 10 or 12 bots) send me an assignment? I’m gonna be real free and easy like and not ask for your name, or addresses, or any thing.
Go ahead, abuse me.
New Angeles Monthly, June 2008
Weekend America, March 30, 2008
Los Angeles Times, March 13, 2008
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Nil by Mouth is written by Neille Ilel. Neille is a writer, reporter and user interface specialist in Los Angeles. If you think that's a lot, she's also got a host of meandering sidelines including improv comedy, tennis, cooking, drawing and thinking about learning to play the guitar.
Nil is her given name. It's a long story.
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